lumos5001:

skyfallat221b:

pincho32:

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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When the way they say the line is completely wrong

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and the HP fandom never forgave and it never forgot

Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant

THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ (via lilwombatprincess)

(Source: sarcasmfluently)

betterthandarkchocolate:

prettyarbitrary:

toastoat:

WHY IS SOME CLOTHING SO HARD

Okay, show of hands.  Who else has experienced legitimate fear of becoming trapped in a piece of clothing in a fitting room?

*raises hand*

*raises hand*

HOW.

how did I get sucked back into this ._.

consulting-violinist:

bueno:

things i haven’t learned in high school

  • how to pay bills
  • how to buy a house
  • how to buy a car
  • how to apply for loans for college

but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function

i can’t even do that

wirelessinfidelity:

apatheticghost:

boys are so lucky they have boners to tell them that theyre horny because girls are just like am i horny or am i hungry or am i bored i dont know i dont have a dick

That’s definitely an interesting take. But sometimes we get boners for no reason and it’s something like “What is it boy? Did you see something?”